Thursday, July 4, 2013

Transfer Rumors - Wise Cracks

Transfer RumorBesiktas confirm talks with Spurs over ‘dream signing’ Emmanuel Adebayor




Footybozz response - Spurs should quickly sell before Besiktas wakes up from their dream. It should be a horror awakening if they do buy Adebayor



Transfer Rumor -Manchester City are ready to listen to offers for Brazilian right-back Maicon. The 31-year-old is behind Pablo Zabaleta and Micah Richards in the Etihad pecking order.



Footybozz response - Crickets. Who wants to buy an old tired right-back that his career ended over two years ago when Gareth Bale ran him rugged during the Champion League rounds? Me thinks City will have a better chance giving him away to a Brazilian club or the MLS (Major League Soccer, for those who may not know there's a league in the US)


Transfer Rumor Newcastle United look set to pull out of the race to sign Wigan Athletic striker Arouna Kone, 29, because he does not fit into the Magpies' "blueprint".



Footybozz response - Struggling to understand why the club that specializes in buying  African players on the cheap and selling them for a profit does not think Arouna Kone does not fit their "blueprint". He's cheap and African, what other criteria are they looking at?

Mourinho and AVB interested in Brazilian Hulk (courtesy of Daily Express)

Jose Mourinho and his Protege, Andres Villa-Boas are set to battle it out for the services of Hulk.



The 26-year-old has been followed closely in the past couple of months by , with Jose Mourinho being reportedly told he had the backing of owner Roman Abramovich to make a.



Spurs as well are looking to make attacking reinforcements, and have already received a £6m bid from Besiktas for Emmanuel Adebayor.

Though Hulk's salary could provide a road block to negotiations, he has not ruled out the possibility of a move to the Premier League.



Ryan Giggs And Phil Neville Appointed As Man Utd First-Team Coaches (Courtesy of Who Ate All the Pie)


Manchester United have confirmed that both Ryan Giggs and Phil Neville have been appointed as first-team coaches with immediate effect, with Ol’ Grandpa Giggs, now nearly 40 and somehow still alive, set to play on in a player-coach next season.


Giggs, who is in the process of completing his UEFA Pro License and has long been touted as a future United manager, told the Guardian: ”It’s no secret that I have been taking my qualifications and I see this as the first step in my future career. I’m really looking forward to working alongside David [Moyes] and the team.”


Moyes added: “I’m delighted that Ryan has accepted the chance to become player coach. His success and ability to adapt his game over a number of years gives him an unrivalled perspective on the modern game. His career is an example to any aspiring young player and I’m sure that both he and the players will benefit from his new role.”
As for Chopper Nev, the 36-year-old “Class of ’92″ alumni defender who retired a month or so ago is yet to be officially sworn in, but he was seen emerging from Carrington yesterday following talks with the top brass and is expected to officially join Moyes’ ever growing group of ex-Everton coaching acolytes (which now numbers Chris Woods, Steve Round, Robbie Cooke and Jimmy Lumsden) at United as a first-team coach in the next few days.

Transfer Latest - Nicolas Anelka returns to the Premier League

Like a cat with nine lives, 34 years old Nicolas Anelka is back in the Premier League. The nomadic Frenchmen signed a one year deal with West Bromwich Albion, his sixth Premier League club in his near 17 years professional career.



After moving from PSG as a promising youth player, Anelka started his English journey with Arsenal. From title success with Arsene Wenger’s Arsenal, to a megabucks deal with Real Madrid, to PSG again, then Liverpool, Man City, Fenerbahce, Bolton, Chelsea, Shanghai Shenhua and most recently, Juventus, Anelka has become one of football's most journeyed players.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Liverpool rising


The foreigners are coming! Yep, they should. The whole buy British thing didn't quite work out, so enter Iago Aspas, Luis Alberto with January transfer whizkid, Coutinho (in picture). In Suarez, Sturridge, Sterling, Borini and Downing, they have a legitimate squad of fast and skillful players to start the season. Let the preseason party begin!

Premier League Pre-Season Ranking


Pre-Season Ranking: Top 5

  • #1. Chelsea - with the return of the Special One and the re-instatement of the old guard led by John Terry and Frank Lampard, Chelsea fans expect to be leading the charge this season. They will need to address their striking problem with Torres and Ba shooting blanks most of the way last season. Lukaku may be the dark horse if their troubles continue, Jose is not shy when it comes to making changes.

  • #2. Manchester UnitedIt really doesn't matter if they lose Wayne Rooney or not, he's no longer that relevant to the club's standing. They are ranked #2 simply because they've lost that one advantage that ensured success - Sir Alex. Having RVP should be good enough for second place.


  • #3. Manchester City. Manuel Pellegrini, Jesus Navas and Fernandinho will not be enough to pushed City back to the title. On the contrary, look for them to fall back one step from last year as the new manager adjusts to his new environments.
  • #4. Arsenal. Every year, the 'Doctore' Arsene Wenger finds a way to prove that Arsenal has not lost it's biggest asset - himself. This year will not be different. The Professor will find a way to stay in contention. For once, it doesn't look like he would be losing any major players, so that should bode well for player morale and fan confidence
  • #5. Liverpool. Liverpool looked very good in the second half of last season with the addition of Daniel Sturridge and Phillip Coutinho. Brendan Rogers, has also done well to add to that with Spaniards Luis Alberto and Iago Aspas. With or without Suarez, Liverpool will come within distance of Champions League this season. Not good enough for 4th, but 5th is certainly achievable.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Pre-Season Ranking: Top 6



  • #1. Manchester City. Why? Very simple: the same team that won last year is still impact, plus the have Carlos Tevez drama-free (so far). Key players that are making Man City the team to beat - Yaya Toure, David Silva, Carlos Tevez, Balotelli, Vincent Kompany and Joe Hart. As long as these mentioned players are wearing the sky blue colors, Man City are favored to repeat.

  • #2. Manchester United. Until last night, I had Manchester United ranked third behind a resurgent Chelsea. However, after factoring the Robin Van Persie coup, it's a Manchester affair once again.
  • #3. Chelsea. The Blues fans will have a lot to say about the top 2 snub, but moving from 6th to 3rd will still be a huge achievement for the Champions League winners. Make no mistake about it, this ball club has the potentials to challenge the Manchester teams for the crown this year. Investments in Oscar, Hazard, Marin to complement a liberated Torres, Mata and Ramirez is no joke. This season promises to see the return of Chelsea to the top 3
  • #4. Arsenal. Every year, the 'Doctore' Arsene Wenger finds a way to prove that Arsenal has not lost it's biggest asset - himself. This year will be no different. The Professor will find a way to stay in contention. For once, he has bought well and early in the transfer market. This gives his team the advantage of being the most molded coming into the season.
  • #5. Liverpool. Every new signing at Liverpool these days is greeted with relief and hope, regardless of the talent level - Brendan Rogers, Fabio Borini and Joe Allen (who?). That's how low my darling club has fallen. Nonetheless, they still have a fit-looking Steven Gerrard, an ever hungry Luis Suarez and a solid backline in Agger (if he stays), Skrtel, Johnson, Enrique and Reina. Not good enough for 4th, but they will come close. Still a work in progress.
  • #6. Newcastle. Yes, I'm picking them over Tottenham. Without Luka Modric and Emmanuel Adebayor, Andres Villa Boas will not match Harry Redknapp's success at Spurs. His recent handling of the Modric affair and his very loose press comments shows he hasn't grown up from the Chelsea experience. Back to Newcastle - two words: French Connection!

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Manchester City are Champions: Pictures

My Daddy is my hero




Sienna Kompany looks like she needs a little help with the Barclays Premier League trophy just won by Dad, Vincent Kompany and his Manchester City teammates. 




"...there you are Dad, can you get this?"




Man City are Champs!!!


Reaping where you did not sow


...what happened? I thought we had it.



...nope, Phil (Jones), you don't got it! Get rid of the Sunderland shirt. You'll get one eventually when you retire from United and get sent to Sunderland, United's retirement home.


...well what do you know, Michael Owen is still with Manchester United. Even United fans did not know that! It's ok Mike, you still have one title more than your former Liverpool teammates. It doesn't matter that you barely broke a sweat for it either. Better luck next season as a coach/ballboy/player


"...damn, I almost dived myself to a title", says Scuba-diver, Ashley Young, who got more penalty calls spreading his legs in the air than an Escort gets tips from satisfied gents in a month.

Give the Escort business a go, Ashley.



Saturday, May 12, 2012

Footy Bozz - End of Season Honors

EPL Goalkeeper of the Season -



Winner - Joe Hart - Manchester City/England



Ist Runner Up - Michel Vorm - Swansea City/Netherlands (interestingly, he's not even his country's second choice keeper)


2nd Runner Up - Tim Krul - Newcastle/Netherlands (He is Netherland's second choice keeper ahead of Vorm)

EPL Defender of the Season -


Winner - Vincent Kompany - Manchester City/Belgium


Ist Runner Up - Patrice Evra - Manchester United/France (i'm not a big fan, but he was consistent)


2nd Runner Up - Daniel Agger - Liverpool/Denmark His accomplishments were overshadowed by Liverpool's poor season

EPL Midfielder of the Season -


Winner - Yaya Toure - Manchester City/Cote de Voire. One word for this guy - STRONG!!!


Ist Runner Up - Juan Mata - Chelsea/Spain - sheer delight to watch this guy play all season. A born maestro in the skillful art of football


2nd Runner Up - David Silva - Manchester City/Spain - Early season contender faded away down the stretch.

EPL Striker of the Season (excluding Robin Van Persie) - 


Winner - Clint Dempsey - Fulham/United States. Outside of Arsenal's Robin Van Persie and perhaps an honorable mention for Newcastle's Demba Papiss Cisse, Deuce's accomplishments cannot be understated. 23 goals in all competition for a midfielder are monster numbers that can't be ignored.



Ist Runner Up - Wayne Rooney - Manchester United/England - He's always in the top 3 of every season. Reliable.


2nd Runner Up - Demba & Demba (Demba Papiss Cisse and Demba Ba) - Newcastle United/Senegal - You can't mention one without the other. One started the season, the other finished it with some amazing goals. And of course, the glory to Allah with the head down on the turf. Can't help but love them.

The King of the English Premier League -


Bow Down! - Robin Van Persie - Arsenal/Netherlands

Liverpool's new kit - not too shabby

So the Warrior era has begun, goodbye Addidas. The new kits are not bad at all. As a matter of fact, I will be getting those soon. 




Hopefully that should bring some luck to the Reds next year. I doubt it. They need 3 new midfielders and 2 wingers.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Leverkusen Players fight over Messi Shirt (courtesy of Who Ate All the Pies

Allow us, if you will, to skip back to Tuesday night when Bayer Leverkusen lost 3-1 to Barcelona on their own patch in the Champions League. At half-time during said match, Leverkusen’s Michal Kadlec swapped shirts with Lionel Messi, despite teammate Manuel Friedrich apparently already having agreed to nab the wee man’s shirt at some point during the first 45 minutes.
The Leverkusen pair then squabbled on the pitch for a few minutes before Kadlec took the shirt down the tunnel. During the interval, Friedrich snatched the shirt back during a to-do outside the changing room. Kaldec then tried again, swapping shirts with Messi for a second time at the final whistle.
Case closed? Not by a long chalk. Irked by his players’ conduct, Leverkusen sporting director Rudi Voller then confiscated both Messi shirts and told both Kadlec and Friedrich that they would be auctioned off for charity.
Voller told Bild:
“It was definitely a bit too much. I guarantee that Kadlec and Friedrich will auction their Messi jerseys for a good cause.
“What the pair did was a bit over the top. They were star-struck when 90% of the team was fully concentrated on the game.”
Leverkusen lost the game 1-3 at home.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Pictures say a thousand words

Catch me if you can
Naked man runs in field during the Aston Villa vs. Manchester City game. City won 1-0.

Zambia wins for fallen heroes
In 1993, April 27th to be precise, the Zambian national team suffered a terrible tragedy (the country’s worst sporting disaster) when a flight taking the entire Zambian squad and their management to a World Cup qualifying match in Senegal crashed into the Atlantic Ocean 500 metres off the coast of Libreville, Gabon. All 25 passengers and the five crew members on-board were killed.
This Sunday, almost two decades later, Zambia are due to appear in their first Africa Cup of Nations final since 1994 against the Ivory Coast – a match which is fittingly scheduled to take place in Libreville, Gabon…

As you know, they did indeed win for their fallen heroes. Rest in Peace.

Read my lips
No need to. I think we all know he is saying "kiss my Italian..." to the English Football Association. 


For those living under a football rock, Fabio Capello quit as England Manager when the FA decided to strip John Terry of the captain armband in the wake of his alleged racial abuse of Anton Ferdinand.


Harry Redknapp's letter to the FA asking for the England Manager Job

Africa Cup of Nations: Zambia win dramatic shoot-out

Zambia delighted in winning their first Africa Cup of Nations title by beating tournament favourites Ivory Coast on penalties.
After 14 kicks were converted, Kolo Toure and Gervinho failed to find the target for the Elephants as Zambia's Rainford Kalaba also blazed over.
But Stoppila Sunzu found the top corner to complete an amazing 8-7 victory.
It was a heartbreaking end for Ivorian skipper Didier Drogba, who missed a spot-kick in normal time.
And it means the wait goes on for an Ivory Coast team replete with many Premier League and European stars, with the country losing the 2006 final to Egypt in the same way and last winning the tournament 20 years ago.
But for the Chipolopolo, who have already been runners-up twice, it concluded a tournament where they were inspired by the loss of the 1993 Zambian team after a plane crash close to the venue of the final in Libreville.
The last time the southern African country reached the final in 1994, it was just a year after 18 Zambian teams members died as they took off from the Gabonese capital.
En route to the final, the current team had spoken of the strength they had gained in remembering that tragedy.
And in winning the shootout, they showed a steely determination to beat their supposedly more illustrious opponents with a performance that was built on an indefatigable sprit.
Having more than matched the Ivorian team throughout the 120 minutes of play, they showed greater composure when the contest came down to the crunch.
Drogba's penalty miss after the hour mark was startling, as he smashed the ball way over the bar after Gervinho was pushed over.
But Zambia were also unlucky as Boubacar Barry made two crucial saves at opposite ends of the match, first stopping Nathan Sinhalas shot from a well-worked corner and then poking Chris Katongo's shot onto the post in extra-time.
Between those chances, Yaya Toure shot off-target from 10 yards and although Francois Zahoui's team showed some impetus at times they rarely tested the impressive Zambia keeper Kennedy Mweene, who also scored in the mammoth shootout.
With Zambia conceding just three goals en route to the final and Ivory Coast none, the game was never likely to be a an open contest.
And as the game progressed, the belief in the Ivorian team seemed to shrink.
Buoyed by their vocal coach Herve Renard, Zambia always posed a threat from their well-worked set-pieces and it certainly appeared that fate was on their side when Chelsea forward Drogba missed from the spot.
Spurned on by that miss, substitute Max Gradel injected some urgency into Zahoui's side as they pushed for a winner and the former Leeds forward was inches from scoring after Wilfried Bony's knockdown.
And although Didier Ya Konan and Rainford Kalaba both went close for either side in extra-time they could not prevent the game being decided by the engrossing shoot-out.

Good Bye, Whitney

While not related to 'footy' matters, we mourn the loss of a true diva in Whitney Houston.


Rest In Peace, Whitney, we will always love you like you did to us in your song - "I will always love you".

United accept Liverpool apologies

Manchester United issued a statement accepting Liverpool's apologies: "Manchester United thanks Liverpool for the apologies issued following Saturday's game. Everyone at Old Trafford wants to move on from this."

Ferguson has no business suggesting Suarez should be axed

I'm not a big fan of Sir Alex Ferguson, being a Liverpool fan and all. However, like most Liverpool fans (if we can all be sincere with ourselves for once), I'm in awe of what the man has accomplished for the Red Devils.
That said, there's a good reason why many people (not just Liverpool fans) despise Ferguson. Over the years, he has used the feat of his accomplishments to influence the Premier League's decision on issues that are of the most benefit to him and his club.


There's nothing wrong with that, if those issues have a positive impact to your team's performance. For example, SAF will always complain about how many kicks Christiano Ronaldo (now with Real Madrid) was getting during a game, and worried that every time he took to the field, he may be injured. This had a positive effect on his team's match day performance because they got a lot of freekicks and penalty kicks (rightfully so, in most cases).


In the last few years, SAF has taken to extending those silent rights to influencing how other teams and players are viewed. Lately, he has shown great tendencies in blowing events out of proportion to the detriment of rival teams. This is very wrong and counterproductive for the league.
Yesterday's call for Liverpool the axe their star player for not shaking his Captain's hand, was a perfect example of Mr. Ferguson blowing things out of proportion. Yes, Suarez was wrong, and yes it put a damper on a very hyped up game. However, it did not have the potential to cause a 'riot' like Mr Ferguson suggested.


Interestingly, the KKK designed masks with the words 'Suarez is Innocent' sold by Manchester United Fanzine to taunt Liverpool fans, was just the right recipe for a riot. But of course the 'Royal' Sir Alex won't talk about that. 
During the 1994/95 season, Eric 'The King' Cantona, the French and Manchester United legend, was sent off against Richard Shaw for kicking the defender. On his way down the tunnel, Cantona attacked a Crystal Palace supporter (Matthew Simmons) with a two-legged kung fu kick, followed by a series of punches.
The Manchester United legend escaped a two week jail term for assault and was handed 120 hours of community service. He was fined 20,000 Pounds and suspended for 4 months by his darling club and Manager, Mr. Ferguson. That's a lot of punishment for attempting to inflect injury on someone. Luckily, the FA stepped in and doubled his suspension and added another 10,000 Pounds to his fine.


That didn't cause a riot.


My point is simple - If Eric Cantona could come back into the league the following year to captain Man United and win a double (League Title and FA Cup), then surely Luis Suarez can be allowed to get on with his football.
After all, he didn't attempt to kill anyone, it was only a hand shake. While Footy recognizes it was poor sportsmanship on his part and a black eye for the league (see Footy Bozz Feb 11 posting - Suarez was dead wrong), he still reserves the right to shake the hand of who he wants. It's not a crime.


Kudos to Liverpool Football Club and Manager for recognizing the severity of Suarez's 'insult' to the league for not shaking hands (after he had been told to do so by his Manager). They have quickly released a statement condemning his actions and also made him issue an apology just hours ago.


Does that work for you, Sir Alex?


By the way, you should also have a chat with your current French Captain, Patrice Evra about how to behave like an adult.
While his fellow countryman, Cantona did commit a serious offense, he carried himself with dignity throughout the rest of his career, to great benefit for his club.
Let's hope Evra can learn from that and stop celebrating and taunting opponents. It is as tactless and classless as Suarez's behavior.


No need to have two fools in the game.


Let's play!