Friday, August 17, 2012

Pre-Season Ranking: Top 6



  • #1. Manchester City. Why? Very simple: the same team that won last year is still impact, plus the have Carlos Tevez drama-free (so far). Key players that are making Man City the team to beat - Yaya Toure, David Silva, Carlos Tevez, Balotelli, Vincent Kompany and Joe Hart. As long as these mentioned players are wearing the sky blue colors, Man City are favored to repeat.

  • #2. Manchester United. Until last night, I had Manchester United ranked third behind a resurgent Chelsea. However, after factoring the Robin Van Persie coup, it's a Manchester affair once again.
  • #3. Chelsea. The Blues fans will have a lot to say about the top 2 snub, but moving from 6th to 3rd will still be a huge achievement for the Champions League winners. Make no mistake about it, this ball club has the potentials to challenge the Manchester teams for the crown this year. Investments in Oscar, Hazard, Marin to complement a liberated Torres, Mata and Ramirez is no joke. This season promises to see the return of Chelsea to the top 3
  • #4. Arsenal. Every year, the 'Doctore' Arsene Wenger finds a way to prove that Arsenal has not lost it's biggest asset - himself. This year will be no different. The Professor will find a way to stay in contention. For once, he has bought well and early in the transfer market. This gives his team the advantage of being the most molded coming into the season.
  • #5. Liverpool. Every new signing at Liverpool these days is greeted with relief and hope, regardless of the talent level - Brendan Rogers, Fabio Borini and Joe Allen (who?). That's how low my darling club has fallen. Nonetheless, they still have a fit-looking Steven Gerrard, an ever hungry Luis Suarez and a solid backline in Agger (if he stays), Skrtel, Johnson, Enrique and Reina. Not good enough for 4th, but they will come close. Still a work in progress.
  • #6. Newcastle. Yes, I'm picking them over Tottenham. Without Luka Modric and Emmanuel Adebayor, Andres Villa Boas will not match Harry Redknapp's success at Spurs. His recent handling of the Modric affair and his very loose press comments shows he hasn't grown up from the Chelsea experience. Back to Newcastle - two words: French Connection!

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Manchester City are Champions: Pictures

My Daddy is my hero




Sienna Kompany looks like she needs a little help with the Barclays Premier League trophy just won by Dad, Vincent Kompany and his Manchester City teammates. 




"...there you are Dad, can you get this?"




Man City are Champs!!!


Reaping where you did not sow


...what happened? I thought we had it.



...nope, Phil (Jones), you don't got it! Get rid of the Sunderland shirt. You'll get one eventually when you retire from United and get sent to Sunderland, United's retirement home.


...well what do you know, Michael Owen is still with Manchester United. Even United fans did not know that! It's ok Mike, you still have one title more than your former Liverpool teammates. It doesn't matter that you barely broke a sweat for it either. Better luck next season as a coach/ballboy/player


"...damn, I almost dived myself to a title", says Scuba-diver, Ashley Young, who got more penalty calls spreading his legs in the air than an Escort gets tips from satisfied gents in a month.

Give the Escort business a go, Ashley.



Saturday, May 12, 2012

Footy Bozz - End of Season Honors

EPL Goalkeeper of the Season -



Winner - Joe Hart - Manchester City/England



Ist Runner Up - Michel Vorm - Swansea City/Netherlands (interestingly, he's not even his country's second choice keeper)


2nd Runner Up - Tim Krul - Newcastle/Netherlands (He is Netherland's second choice keeper ahead of Vorm)

EPL Defender of the Season -


Winner - Vincent Kompany - Manchester City/Belgium


Ist Runner Up - Patrice Evra - Manchester United/France (i'm not a big fan, but he was consistent)


2nd Runner Up - Daniel Agger - Liverpool/Denmark His accomplishments were overshadowed by Liverpool's poor season

EPL Midfielder of the Season -


Winner - Yaya Toure - Manchester City/Cote de Voire. One word for this guy - STRONG!!!


Ist Runner Up - Juan Mata - Chelsea/Spain - sheer delight to watch this guy play all season. A born maestro in the skillful art of football


2nd Runner Up - David Silva - Manchester City/Spain - Early season contender faded away down the stretch.

EPL Striker of the Season (excluding Robin Van Persie) - 


Winner - Clint Dempsey - Fulham/United States. Outside of Arsenal's Robin Van Persie and perhaps an honorable mention for Newcastle's Demba Papiss Cisse, Deuce's accomplishments cannot be understated. 23 goals in all competition for a midfielder are monster numbers that can't be ignored.



Ist Runner Up - Wayne Rooney - Manchester United/England - He's always in the top 3 of every season. Reliable.


2nd Runner Up - Demba & Demba (Demba Papiss Cisse and Demba Ba) - Newcastle United/Senegal - You can't mention one without the other. One started the season, the other finished it with some amazing goals. And of course, the glory to Allah with the head down on the turf. Can't help but love them.

The King of the English Premier League -


Bow Down! - Robin Van Persie - Arsenal/Netherlands

Liverpool's new kit - not too shabby

So the Warrior era has begun, goodbye Addidas. The new kits are not bad at all. As a matter of fact, I will be getting those soon. 




Hopefully that should bring some luck to the Reds next year. I doubt it. They need 3 new midfielders and 2 wingers.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Leverkusen Players fight over Messi Shirt (courtesy of Who Ate All the Pies

Allow us, if you will, to skip back to Tuesday night when Bayer Leverkusen lost 3-1 to Barcelona on their own patch in the Champions League. At half-time during said match, Leverkusen’s Michal Kadlec swapped shirts with Lionel Messi, despite teammate Manuel Friedrich apparently already having agreed to nab the wee man’s shirt at some point during the first 45 minutes.
The Leverkusen pair then squabbled on the pitch for a few minutes before Kadlec took the shirt down the tunnel. During the interval, Friedrich snatched the shirt back during a to-do outside the changing room. Kaldec then tried again, swapping shirts with Messi for a second time at the final whistle.
Case closed? Not by a long chalk. Irked by his players’ conduct, Leverkusen sporting director Rudi Voller then confiscated both Messi shirts and told both Kadlec and Friedrich that they would be auctioned off for charity.
Voller told Bild:
“It was definitely a bit too much. I guarantee that Kadlec and Friedrich will auction their Messi jerseys for a good cause.
“What the pair did was a bit over the top. They were star-struck when 90% of the team was fully concentrated on the game.”
Leverkusen lost the game 1-3 at home.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Pictures say a thousand words

Catch me if you can
Naked man runs in field during the Aston Villa vs. Manchester City game. City won 1-0.

Zambia wins for fallen heroes
In 1993, April 27th to be precise, the Zambian national team suffered a terrible tragedy (the country’s worst sporting disaster) when a flight taking the entire Zambian squad and their management to a World Cup qualifying match in Senegal crashed into the Atlantic Ocean 500 metres off the coast of Libreville, Gabon. All 25 passengers and the five crew members on-board were killed.
This Sunday, almost two decades later, Zambia are due to appear in their first Africa Cup of Nations final since 1994 against the Ivory Coast – a match which is fittingly scheduled to take place in Libreville, Gabon…

As you know, they did indeed win for their fallen heroes. Rest in Peace.

Read my lips
No need to. I think we all know he is saying "kiss my Italian..." to the English Football Association. 


For those living under a football rock, Fabio Capello quit as England Manager when the FA decided to strip John Terry of the captain armband in the wake of his alleged racial abuse of Anton Ferdinand.


Harry Redknapp's letter to the FA asking for the England Manager Job

Africa Cup of Nations: Zambia win dramatic shoot-out

Zambia delighted in winning their first Africa Cup of Nations title by beating tournament favourites Ivory Coast on penalties.
After 14 kicks were converted, Kolo Toure and Gervinho failed to find the target for the Elephants as Zambia's Rainford Kalaba also blazed over.
But Stoppila Sunzu found the top corner to complete an amazing 8-7 victory.
It was a heartbreaking end for Ivorian skipper Didier Drogba, who missed a spot-kick in normal time.
And it means the wait goes on for an Ivory Coast team replete with many Premier League and European stars, with the country losing the 2006 final to Egypt in the same way and last winning the tournament 20 years ago.
But for the Chipolopolo, who have already been runners-up twice, it concluded a tournament where they were inspired by the loss of the 1993 Zambian team after a plane crash close to the venue of the final in Libreville.
The last time the southern African country reached the final in 1994, it was just a year after 18 Zambian teams members died as they took off from the Gabonese capital.
En route to the final, the current team had spoken of the strength they had gained in remembering that tragedy.
And in winning the shootout, they showed a steely determination to beat their supposedly more illustrious opponents with a performance that was built on an indefatigable sprit.
Having more than matched the Ivorian team throughout the 120 minutes of play, they showed greater composure when the contest came down to the crunch.
Drogba's penalty miss after the hour mark was startling, as he smashed the ball way over the bar after Gervinho was pushed over.
But Zambia were also unlucky as Boubacar Barry made two crucial saves at opposite ends of the match, first stopping Nathan Sinhalas shot from a well-worked corner and then poking Chris Katongo's shot onto the post in extra-time.
Between those chances, Yaya Toure shot off-target from 10 yards and although Francois Zahoui's team showed some impetus at times they rarely tested the impressive Zambia keeper Kennedy Mweene, who also scored in the mammoth shootout.
With Zambia conceding just three goals en route to the final and Ivory Coast none, the game was never likely to be a an open contest.
And as the game progressed, the belief in the Ivorian team seemed to shrink.
Buoyed by their vocal coach Herve Renard, Zambia always posed a threat from their well-worked set-pieces and it certainly appeared that fate was on their side when Chelsea forward Drogba missed from the spot.
Spurned on by that miss, substitute Max Gradel injected some urgency into Zahoui's side as they pushed for a winner and the former Leeds forward was inches from scoring after Wilfried Bony's knockdown.
And although Didier Ya Konan and Rainford Kalaba both went close for either side in extra-time they could not prevent the game being decided by the engrossing shoot-out.

Good Bye, Whitney

While not related to 'footy' matters, we mourn the loss of a true diva in Whitney Houston.


Rest In Peace, Whitney, we will always love you like you did to us in your song - "I will always love you".

United accept Liverpool apologies

Manchester United issued a statement accepting Liverpool's apologies: "Manchester United thanks Liverpool for the apologies issued following Saturday's game. Everyone at Old Trafford wants to move on from this."

Ferguson has no business suggesting Suarez should be axed

I'm not a big fan of Sir Alex Ferguson, being a Liverpool fan and all. However, like most Liverpool fans (if we can all be sincere with ourselves for once), I'm in awe of what the man has accomplished for the Red Devils.
That said, there's a good reason why many people (not just Liverpool fans) despise Ferguson. Over the years, he has used the feat of his accomplishments to influence the Premier League's decision on issues that are of the most benefit to him and his club.


There's nothing wrong with that, if those issues have a positive impact to your team's performance. For example, SAF will always complain about how many kicks Christiano Ronaldo (now with Real Madrid) was getting during a game, and worried that every time he took to the field, he may be injured. This had a positive effect on his team's match day performance because they got a lot of freekicks and penalty kicks (rightfully so, in most cases).


In the last few years, SAF has taken to extending those silent rights to influencing how other teams and players are viewed. Lately, he has shown great tendencies in blowing events out of proportion to the detriment of rival teams. This is very wrong and counterproductive for the league.
Yesterday's call for Liverpool the axe their star player for not shaking his Captain's hand, was a perfect example of Mr. Ferguson blowing things out of proportion. Yes, Suarez was wrong, and yes it put a damper on a very hyped up game. However, it did not have the potential to cause a 'riot' like Mr Ferguson suggested.


Interestingly, the KKK designed masks with the words 'Suarez is Innocent' sold by Manchester United Fanzine to taunt Liverpool fans, was just the right recipe for a riot. But of course the 'Royal' Sir Alex won't talk about that. 
During the 1994/95 season, Eric 'The King' Cantona, the French and Manchester United legend, was sent off against Richard Shaw for kicking the defender. On his way down the tunnel, Cantona attacked a Crystal Palace supporter (Matthew Simmons) with a two-legged kung fu kick, followed by a series of punches.
The Manchester United legend escaped a two week jail term for assault and was handed 120 hours of community service. He was fined 20,000 Pounds and suspended for 4 months by his darling club and Manager, Mr. Ferguson. That's a lot of punishment for attempting to inflect injury on someone. Luckily, the FA stepped in and doubled his suspension and added another 10,000 Pounds to his fine.


That didn't cause a riot.


My point is simple - If Eric Cantona could come back into the league the following year to captain Man United and win a double (League Title and FA Cup), then surely Luis Suarez can be allowed to get on with his football.
After all, he didn't attempt to kill anyone, it was only a hand shake. While Footy recognizes it was poor sportsmanship on his part and a black eye for the league (see Footy Bozz Feb 11 posting - Suarez was dead wrong), he still reserves the right to shake the hand of who he wants. It's not a crime.


Kudos to Liverpool Football Club and Manager for recognizing the severity of Suarez's 'insult' to the league for not shaking hands (after he had been told to do so by his Manager). They have quickly released a statement condemning his actions and also made him issue an apology just hours ago.


Does that work for you, Sir Alex?


By the way, you should also have a chat with your current French Captain, Patrice Evra about how to behave like an adult.
While his fellow countryman, Cantona did commit a serious offense, he carried himself with dignity throughout the rest of his career, to great benefit for his club.
Let's hope Evra can learn from that and stop celebrating and taunting opponents. It is as tactless and classless as Suarez's behavior.


No need to have two fools in the game.


Let's play!

Suarez Apologies for Conduct (Courtesy of Eurosport.com)

Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has apologised for his refusal to shake Manchester United defenderPatrice Evra's hand.
2012 Liverpool Luis Suarez - 0
The Uruguayan snubbed Evra before Saturday's Premier League match at Old Trafford, receiving widespread condemnation.
Suarez has recently returned from an eight-match ban after an FA Independent Commission found him guilty of racially abusing Evra.
The 25-year-old said: "I have spoken with the manager since the game at Old Trafford and I realise I got things wrong.
"I've not only let him down, but also the club and what it stands for and I'm sorry. I made a mistake and I regret what happened.
"I should have shaken Patrice Evra's hand before the game and I want to apologise for my actions.
"I would like to put this whole issue behind me and concentrate on playing football."
Liverpool managing director Ian Ayre said: "We are extremely disappointed Luis Suarez did not shake hands with Patrice Evra before yesterday's game. The player had told us beforehand that he would, but then chose not to do so.
"He was wrong to mislead us and wrong not to offer his hand to Patrice Evra. He has not only let himself down, but also Kenny Dalglish, his team-mates and the Club. It has been made absolutely clear to Luis Suarez that his behaviour was not acceptable.
"Luis Suarez has now apologised for his actions which was the right thing to do. However, all of us have a duty to behave in a responsible manner and we hope that he now understands what is expected of anyone representing Liverpool Football Club."
Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has apologised for his refusal to shake Manchester United defender Patrice Evra's hand. - 2
Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish had said on Thursday he expected Suarez to shake Evra's hand, but reacted angrily when questioned about the incident after United's 2-1 victory.
He told a Sky Sports interviewer: "I think you're very severe and I think you're bang out of order to blame Luis Suarez for anything that happened here today."
Dalglish has not commented since.
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson said Liverpool should axe Suarez.
He said: "He's a disgrace to Liverpool Football Club, that certain player should not be allowed to play for Liverpool again.
"The history that club's got and he does that and in a situation like today could have caused a riot. I was really disappointed in that guy, it was terrible what he did."
Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has apologised for his refusal to shake Manchester United defender Patrice Evra's hand. - 3
Eurosport

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Manchester United 2 Liverpool 1 - Match tit bits

Evra should grow up
Ok, I get it that Suarez refused to shake your hand, but grabbing him by the shoulder and trying to force him wasn't the answer either.
Furthermore, accosting him in the tunnel during half time and celebrating in front of him was very childish. Suarez has already hurt his reputation and Liverpool's, Evra doesn't need to do anything to remind us all that he once falsely accused a Chelsea groundsman, or that he led a French team mutiny in the last world cup.


Be smart. Don't get tangled up further with Suarez. It won't do you any favors.


Dalglish should speak up
Kenny, it's time you blasted your striker for his actions and fined him. If not, he will drag what is left of your club's reputation (and yours) down.


Downing not worthy of a starting role or England shirt
With the emergence of Arsenal's Alex Oxlade Chamberlain, it's time to retire Downing's England's shirt. Also, Liverpool has a better chance with a Bellamy with bad knees.


Valencia is an ankle breaker
Marking Antonio Valenicia could have hazardous to the ankles and knees. Just ask Liverpool's left back, Jose Enrique. He spent all afternoon trying to match Valencia's gracious dance steps. Needless to say, while Valencia will easily score all 10s on the judges' cards in Dancing with the Stars, Enrique will have a hard time getting a 6 score from any of the judges.


Man in Black - Phil Dowd was near perfect
I can't remember the last time I paid a Premier League referee a compliment. Howard Webb's blatant mismanagement of last week's Manchester United/Chelsea encounter was wiped clean by Phil Dowd's patience and control of this heated encounter.
Shocking as it may seem, there was only one yellow card deservingly handed out to Stewart Downing for a late challenge on Raphael. Luckily for Liverpool, it hastened his exit from the game after a below par performance.


Henderson's great assist
Jordan Henderson's glancing header assist to Wayne Rooney for United's first goal was fantastic. Worthy of the $20 million Liverpool paid for his services. 
Someone should tell him to do more of that on the opposite end, and not his own goal. Unlike Downing, he's young, so we will not cast judgement on his Return on Investment just yet.